Yep, Asians look 30 'til their 60, then they look 100.

Getting Lucky, Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid

I thought we were gonna talk about Troma.

Other people? You're a duck, right? Or a dick. One or the other.

What about a watermelon coma? Need some Prilosec?

Larry the Cable Guy: SQUEAL LIKE A PERRY!

I reckon you whippersnappers just love all that jungle fever with the Barry the TV Guy and that fat mammy with the sassy mouth, consarn it …

That sounds crazy, the south is where Perry makes most of his money. No racist is gonna refuse a dollar in 2013 just because it smells like Newports and hair tonic. The economy sucks!

A kid got shot in my town last Halloween while rolling a house, so just add in the time it takes to get the hell outta there.

It's a black thang, you wouldn't understand.

In Africa his movies are called "Tylermwanajuma Perry's …" and because he kept his slave surname, the African people think he is "uppity".

Tyler Perry's Ed Gein's Robert Bloch's Alfred Hitchcock's Gus Van Sant's Psycho

Larry the Cable Guy in an interracial marriage? There goes counting my parents as fans!

"Tyler Perry's Smokey and the Bandit" starring black Sally Field knockoff and Tyler Perry as Burt Reynolds. Jackie Gleason will be substituted for strong career-minded evil black woman. Jackie Gleason's son Junior's character will be played by sympathetic black family man. Jerry Reed will be played by Tyler Perry as…

Suck my dick!

Dirk Bennedict could play a white plantation owner in one of the movies bound to be made direct-to-DVD from the wave of popularity off of Django. People started making similar movies after Grindhouse, and that movie wasn't nearly as popular. I expect (hope) that a bunch of "southerns" will be made. How hard could it…

You know who's a good sitar player? Ravi Shankar. That fucker is excellent.

Cut-throats Nine would probably fall in the acid western category, somewhere close to a bad trip.

Yeah John Dies at the End was pretty good, you just have to go into it knowing it was made on the cheap.

You rang?