Thank God Jennifer Aniston's dismembered corpse fit in this bag. Now where will I put Katherine Heigl?

… TRANNY ho.

… TRANNY ho.

Funny enough, under the soap is where your wife hides your wallet.

Funny enough, under the soap is where your wife hides your wallet.

Yeah, he's got elephantitis.

Yeah, he's got elephantitis.

I have a hard time watching TV while tripping, my body wants to be outside, in the wide open. As soon as I walk inside a house and sit down the walls start to close in and I think, 'Oh God! Gotta make it back outside…'

I have a hard time watching TV while tripping, my body wants to be outside, in the wide open. As soon as I walk inside a house and sit down the walls start to close in and I think, 'Oh God! Gotta make it back outside…'

madbeatnk: KING DICK!

madbeatnk: KING DICK!

Really? (Straightens tie, looks around room) Cool.

Really? (Straightens tie, looks around room) Cool.

For something similar see: AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

For something similar see: AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

Lisa needs braces!

Lisa needs braces!

He's at home, crying.

He's at home, crying.

Why not Ani DiFranco?