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I was hoping this article was "Vampire-film alternatives to Twilight: VAMP starring Grace Jones".That film makes for a better topic, but not a better advertisement for a recent movie. (it’s also available as an On Demand rental and was released on DVD on Tuesday, tee hee hee, hidden adverts!)

I was hoping this article was "Vampire-film alternatives to Twilight: VAMP starring Grace Jones".That film makes for a better topic, but not a better advertisement for a recent movie. (it’s also available as an On Demand rental and was released on DVD on Tuesday, tee hee hee, hidden adverts!)

Since Masseria will be hard to kill, a sniper would be perfect for that job. Gyp will probably die in hand to hand combat to fit with his persona so maybe Owen will kill him. I'm hoping Gyp's lieutenant (can't remember his name but he seems like a cool guy) will make it out alive, maybe join Nucky or something.

Since Masseria will be hard to kill, a sniper would be perfect for that job. Gyp will probably die in hand to hand combat to fit with his persona so maybe Owen will kill him. I'm hoping Gyp's lieutenant (can't remember his name but he seems like a cool guy) will make it out alive, maybe join Nucky or something.

Or guy punches Richard in the face, fist gets stuck in face hole!

Or guy punches Richard in the face, fist gets stuck in face hole!

Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed!
Smithers: But Sir, those are the…
Burns: Do as I say!

Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed!
Smithers: But Sir, those are the…
Burns: Do as I say!

I thought it was short for bestiality, I was looking forward to Dorothy up there getting ravaged by a flying monkey, or at least a cowardly lion.

I thought it was short for bestiality, I was looking forward to Dorothy up there getting ravaged by a flying monkey, or at least a cowardly lion.

Nucky to Margaret: "Fair enough, but you might want to ask yourself some practical questions."

Nucky to Margaret: "Fair enough, but you might want to ask yourself some practical questions."

Yeah, it was like that video game, Paperboy 1923.

Yeah, it was like that video game, Paperboy 1923.

I like Van Alden's chick progression. From a repressed old hag to a whorey showgirl to a balls to the wall swedish bikini team member. He's the only character whose affairs really rival Nucky's.

I like Van Alden's chick progression. From a repressed old hag to a whorey showgirl to a balls to the wall swedish bikini team member. He's the only character whose affairs really rival Nucky's.

Another good go-to costume: dead paperboy!

Another good go-to costume: dead paperboy!

Yeah it looked like Tonino (his lieutenant) was injured but not dead.

Yeah it looked like Tonino (his lieutenant) was injured but not dead.