Really? I stopped watching about five episodes into this season. Did it get better?

For anyone who cares, the study referenced did result in two participants marrying one another.

Yup, cursory Google search/occasional History Channel viewing confirms your prediction.

Where was Nostradamus on Sept. 10?

You're thinking of Byzantium.

What do all these words mean?

Resurrection is a noun.

I couldn't really get into True Detective either. I guess HBO's prestige dramas just aren't for me. I like their half-hours, though.

Don't forget Grayson Atomy.

The actor was very good, and the character had potential, but that storyline went on for way too long. It was just months of House vs. Tritter sparring for five to 10 minutes every episode when it was obvious that House was going to come out on top.

I'm still pissed that Amber didn't get hired. Cutthroat Bitch was way more interesting than Bisexual with Huntington's, Disgraced and Philandering Plastic Surgeon, and Kal Penn.

Surgeons need more training though.

He complains about running tests and treats the patient for an unverified illness like every other episode.

So she dies at the end?

Well, watching it is easier than putting up a fight.

He wasn't even nominated the year Sutherland won!

If I watch this show too much, I start to get nightmares and scary day dreams (is there a word for that?) about collapsing at a soccer game or in an important meeting or while losing my virginity or all three.

Look how far we've come.

I've been rewatching this recently (there really aren't any good medical procedures anymore, are there?), and I've been surprised at how good it actually is. Sure the case-of-the-week stuff is hit-and-miss and the villains (except for Amber, and I don't really count Stacy as a villain) are terrible and boring and a…

Oof, 6-foot-tall praying mantises.