I want Lane to star in some sitcom called "The Wacky Adventures of Lane Price" where we just get to see him and his ilk. Instead of a laugh track, you'd just have people saying "how droll!" in charming Brittish accents in the background.

I'm a DJ for an award-winning "freeform" college radio station in Florida (try to guess which one!). I love the work, but I think their playlist is too restrictive. It only gets airplay if its non-mainstream here, which I think is completely ridiculous. I already mentioned Radiohead, but its the perfect example of a…

I grew up in Orlando, and there are pretty much no listenable radio stations there anymore save NPR. There used to be a decent classic rock station there, but it changed to conservative talk radio, of all things.

Also, the songs from TKOL sounded a lot better live. They were just more, I dunno, fun.

I was there. I'm not sure what the best part was—the Rave-like versions of "Idioteque" and "The National Anthem", the fact that they played both "Meeting in the Aisle" and "Airbag", The mass audience chant of "Karma Police" that ended the show, I dunno. What I do know is that that was without question the best show…

I saw the Artist, and enjoyed it. Well, not as much as the Oscars did, but it was nice. Also, I went bowling for the first time in my 18 years. I got a 51 first game, 76 second game. Within a couple years, I should be breaking 1000.

Yeah, I can definitely see that in the films this year, but, I dunno, I just really liked Midnight in Paris. Seriously. It just plastered a grin on my face that didn't leave until about an hour after the movie was done. It probably helps that I tend to accuse myself of living too much in the past all the time, and…

No.

Is she really going out with him?

Growing up in the Orlando area, you always knew a couple of people who claimed to have met Sam. Impressions of him were also common.

By no means is that song "as lousy as the brostep," but I still would never seek it out, by any means. To me, it sounds like whatever plays in those exclusive boutiques in the "good" mall that put out only three things on the sales floor, all of which cost as much as I make in a month. Generally, the only dubstep I've…

Hey, maybe TV has finally decided to cater to the Corduroy Jacket and Horned-Rimmed Glasses Wearing, Belle & Sebastian listening, liberal nerdish types who still have subscriptions to The New Yorker, like myself. Other show ideas:

Well, those bastards from University of Phoenix beat us for our homecoming game, but at least after the game we had a bitchin' online kegger.

Ok Computer, then In Rainbows, then The King of Limbs (which had just come out), then Kid A, The Bends, Amnesiac, and finally Hail to the Thief. They're all pretty good, but I think I'm the only person in the world that prefers The King of Limbs to In Rainbows.

Oddly enough, I got into that in 2010. I know, I do everything out of order.

To be honest, before this year I had never listened to Arcade Fire or Radiohead. Yeah, I'm glad I got into them. Also, David Bowie's Berlin Period.