She does, but they're always heavily disguised.

He had some great lines, such as "There's eggs in my bed!"

"softly kissing my exhilarated body with God's sweet suns beaming warmth and it's touchable light. Mmm this is stimulating! :)"

Amen, IWSTIIWR, and I am registered. What now?

I know AG said this before, but I really wish that Samantha (since she is supposed to be the dirty one) would for once just do something REALLY fucked up and gross.

How many of these fast food patrons are hungry drunks, though? That could have something to do with this "dignity" deficiency.

I don't want to defend TAT, but calling it torture is a little extreme, no? I mean, it's tacky but it's just another symptom of the societal attitudes towards women and beauty in that demographic. Also, aren't the consent laws in THOSE states the more lenient ones?

Thank you, spicoli.

I think Minka Kelly wins the shit-clusterfuck name contest.

We're far beyond the 15 minutes, gphatty.

For me, it's creepy because she looks like a dead person, heap of limbs and buttocks.

the entire cast of mad men looks better in costume, except for maybe Peggy and Kinsey.

Not now, actually.

the "peanut butter and jam" thing is a joke from how i met your mother, apparently.

I don't think Henry and Casey's relationship was really supposed to be the center of the show. They were the only two normal people in their workplace so they kind of had this "well, I can't find anyone better" attitude.
Ken Marino won me over with notifIseeyoufirst……notifIseeyoufirst….*giggle*

You saw Dingleberries?

Is it just me or has he moved away from the weirder stuff in recent years? I'd rather read about confusing incidents with clapping fetishists than go through the whole "this is NATURAL! this is NOT NATURAL!" debate again. People rarely know what they're talking about. Besides, I don't think those who obsess over…

my life IS A GYM!

The thought of someone dropping 'Breast sex' in a conversation makes me laugh. Also, Amy, almost everything is a real thing that people do. Some people like their sex awkward and frustrating.

Stinkbugs rule. One time I had this hollowed-out turtle shell and it looked like it was moving by itself because the stinkbugs were dragging it off with them.