Well then science has never owned a dog.

It's fucked from the get-go, man. Homer and Marge had Bart right after high-school, but they're like 34 when Bart is 10?

and also chard is there.

If it bode of… boded… boded of… bedded… if it boded well.

You mean his mother-mother, his surrogate-mother, or his prostitute-surrogate-mother? 'Cause the kid is fucked up.

Agreed, and it's especially disappointing because the "guy like Ron has kid" thing could have been so great. But this entire time we've had almost nothing. No mentions of his impending dad-hood. And she's even further along than Anne, right?

One could say that. But should one?

Pft whatever y'all. I love this dude and I'm glad to hear this.

7 seasons seems really unlikely. I'd guess 8 or 9. The one about to begin will likely wrap up ASOS and maybe introduce a little bit from AFFC and ADWD. But those two are super long and have so many characters, I can't imagine them not taking two full seasons. Then there's a whole two other books forthcoming. Even if…

Elijah joining in the song got the biggest laugh for me, and I'm not even entirely sure why. Just seems simultaneously in and out of character.

Duh. Hence AV Club's reviews of Simspons Classic.

Wow he was like the Abed of racism.

Shosh can be kinda brutal. For example, to Adam: "Hannah needs so much, and you just give and give and give like a saint. No okay I'm serious, think about it, like what would she have done during this period of mental unrest if her boyfriend had been like an actual human being, like existing in society? Like what if…

"The kid with the backpack said radical! I say radical! That's my thing that I say! I feel like I'm going to explode here!"

Can you shemagh-ify him by 100%?

When Holt says something like, "That is without question the funniest story I've ever heard." That's when I got hooked on the show.

Pft. He didn't even cum in her!

It's almost like this discussion is the entire point.

Come on, man. They're cartoon characters. They're teenagers. They're mutants. They're ninjas. They're turtles. Not even Michael Bay can make it more ridiculous than it already is.

I liked "London Phoning."