The thing that sucks about Bloom County is how dated it is by the then-cutting-edge political references. I read an interview with Berkeley Breathed when he said something along the lines of "if you have to explain who Leona Hemsley is, you're pretty much dead in the water."

I remember being thirteen and trying to whack it to Undressed when there wasn't any softcore porn on Skinmax.

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"it felt okay, not great, and that was mitigated by a nagging worry that they were going to get injured. "

My Roman history is a little rusty, so I'm going with… Shanked?

Careful, if you say his name too many more times he'll rise up and then we'll be fucked in half.

Three separate times I've seen that Domino was on HBO and I clicked over to it at the exact moment that Keira Knightley's boobs are on screen. I feel no need to watch that movie in it's entirety.

And he plays a mean motherfuckin accordion.

What does "cougarster" even mean?

Shit, that could actually work.

Is this your only form of identification?

I don't really use Myspace anymore, but it still gets fro-jillions of hits everyday.

I saw Reel Big Fish in 2003 and had a great time. They were hilarious. It was in Palo Alto and the opening band kept asking "How are you doing, San Francisco?" so the lead singer of Reel Big Fish brought them out to apologize.

I saw the last twenty minutes of "Employee of the Month" in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. Talk about adding insult to injury.

Sometimes a two-stage rocket booster is just a two-stage rocket booster. And sometimes it's a BIG GREY COCK!

I just defuncted all over this bitch.

Some Serbian dude popped him from like a hundred yards out with a pistol. Baller!

I'm looking at being in Vegas for my birthday in January. During the AVN awards. Awesome.

Anyone ever seen "The Godfather Saga"? It's the first two movies, cut chronologically. So it opens with Vito as a boy in Sicily, then goes on to De Niro's Vito, and so on.

I'm going to put in my vehement disagreement to Wintermute: The sequels to Altered Carbon are fucking awesome.