Isn't is weird that if you have a cleft chin, you're a handsome superhero, but a cleft lip dooms you to a life of supervillainy?

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  Both. He's arguing with himself like Gollum.

In my head, my NBC exec sounds like Albert Brooks.

Spoiler alert. Oh my God.

Full disclosure: I really liked both Captain America and the Avengers, but I never saw either Fantastic Four movie, so I have no idea if he improved or not.

Actual NBC meeting:

Van Wilder wasn't even in the Van Wilder sequel. It was this generation's Troll 2.

It's a bit odd that a show that consistently gets Bs on here will no longer get regular coverage, in it's final season, even, but Dexter soldiers on with Cs and Ds. I guess you have to be either really good or really shitty to be worth reviewing. And that makes sense. Solid but average is fine for watching, but it…

For the hell of it, I Googled "Shooting digitally doesn't pick up wet." The second result was the Wikipedia entry for "The Shooting of Trayvon Martin"

My logic is sound, dammit! Weird is when the opposite effect happens, like when someone wins the lottery at a convenience store, and then there's the rush of people buying tickets there. That place already had a payout. If anything, it'd be less likely to happen there again, not more.

Jim Rash would make a great Riddler.

Does anyone else think Batman from the Arkham games kinda looks like Ben Affleck? Especially is you do Big Head Mode. 

People who complain that 300 (the movie or comic) wasn't historically accurate somehow missed the fact that the ENTIRE story is being told by the lone Spartan survivor of the battle, and he's telling his account of the action to the Council for the purpose of getting them and the rest of Greece to send more soldiers.

I remember when JetBlue flight 292 crashed, and everyone said "Well I'm not flying JetBlue." But to me, the safest airline to fly is one that just had a horrible accident, because they'll be taking extra precautions to make sure it doesn't happen again. That's how I feel about this Batman. Daredevil was Ben Affleck's…

This is all wrong. Why is Steve Martin wearing pants?

What happened to Troy?
He's in Belize.

He's lucky. The guy who created the "Shamrock Shake" was beaten to death by Uncle O'Grimacey's IRA goons .

@avclub-284452bdab5c8151f9f079dc367ceb6b:disqus That's cool, but it wasn't me. I photoshopped existing muppets together with characters and gave them terrible Mad-magazine style names.
 
Kermit as John Croakton (Crichton)
Miss Piggy as Aeryn Swine (Aeryn)
Sweetums as D'Ogre (D'Argo)
Janis as Chianis (Chiana)
Bunson Honeydew…

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus , I made these Mupscape cards, with Muppets as Farscape characters. They were hosted on my site, which I just got rid of earlier this year. But they're still on this German message board somehow: http://archiv.herr-der-ring…

No joke. The whole class, including some teachers, knew I liked this girl, except for her and her best friend. Then the infamous party happened September of the second year, and her dad died the Monday before that Thanksgiving. I continued to not say anything, then we graduated. Years went by, I met my wife, Facebook…