@JohnTeti:disqus, you're welcome. Jay S., I didn't know that. Thank you.

I hate to be that guy, but…Johnny Olson was the announcer on The Price Is Right. Johnny Gilbert is the long-time announcer on Jeopardy!

So now I'll have to take my grandpa seriously when he talks about vomiting on Debbie Reynolds.

My dad and I are frequent listeners to Sirius XM's classic country station. When we first started listening years ago, I wasn't familiar with Ray Price, but I quickly found that I loved his music. His voice commanded my attention and remains, in my opinion, one of the great instruments in country music history.
R.I.P.,…

A great album from one of my favorite bands. I enjoy coming across the various meanings and layers in their songs.
I cannot hear "The End of the Tour" without thinking of a relative who died too young.(I heard the song shortly before visiting hours. The specifics are not at all similar to anything mentioned in the…

Really? I've been putting one in my pants daily for the past six months.
Once you start, you just can't stop
When your pants have a Jello Pudding Pop!

Ironic titles? Does this mean that boat never had any love in the first place?

The synopsis of A Farewell to Arms reads like the lyrics to a Wesley Willis song but with fewer donkey asses.

Gilbert Gottfried.

"Moistening one's lips?"

Last year, I got my family to watch the Christmas episode with me. They were wary at first, but I think it will be a new holiday tradition.

I now hope Paul Hogan will write a biography and Hulk Hogan will read it.
Wait, this isn't the Goldbergs thread?

I would actually watch a show where Upskirt Kurt and Daiquiri Zachary solve crimes with the help of their super-powered seaplane.

I must be the only person who prefers ERNIE?, the admittedly goofier spinoff.

According to the best tabloids, he's the result of a relationship between a Venusian truck driver and the king of the mole people.

Based on the picture and not reading any of the article or knowing anything about the show or its subject, I can conclude that the governor's wife is truly a handsome woman.

Sounds like a great idea. It will focus on a gynecologist who will be played by Rob L…I see what you did.

Buzzfeed: "18 Reasons Why Vivian Vance's Grumpy Parakeet Is the Best"

Unfortunately, something was lost in translation, and three horses died in Hong Kong today.

One can only imagine who fapped to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.