Agreed about the quality, but the voice acting bugged me a little more. Never really thought Jughead would sound like Ernest T. Bass.

So, what I'm hearing is Sexy Undead Vampire President: The Beginning? Quick, get a blandly good-looking guy for the lead!

Who did he play on The Wonder Years? I only remember him as Kevin on Mr. Belvedere.

"The TLC Funtime Variety Hour…brought to you by Maybelline. Maybelline…your only need when you're at your unprettiest."

It seems like programs about progeria tend to be exploitative. This sounds like a positive change.

So I could've avoided this just by asking for kosher NuDisqus?

Mr. O'Neal, did you have a camera trained on me when I played with Hot Wheels as a kid? I shudder to think of what you saw when I played "Astronauts and Aliens."

I will say it was episode 3 where things started clicking (at least for me).

Ah-ee-oo. Killer tofu. Oo-ee-oo. Killer tofu.

I'm in central Florida, where it was in the 60's overnight for the first time since May. Just waiting for the next news story to make me hang my head in shame.

She did a voice for an episode of Phineas and Ferb recently. I remember going back to make sure I saw her name appear.

I thought there would be more people upset at the joke about the snipers at the mall.

When they see me walkin' down the street,
They think twice and then they speak.
On their faces they don't wear a smirk,
'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool twerk!
WOOOO!

The A.V.Club
defin[ing] Segal and Gould…in sexual terms

I have to admit, this song's performance on the charts pretty much confirmed to me that I know nothing about popular music. I honestly thought this would be a smash in the U.S. (I don't say that to criticize popular music; "Angels" was, and remains, one of my favorite pop songs.)

Her version of "Angels" irks me far more than her other bad, more frequently derided covers.

Everything I read about the Emmys yesterday (before the broadcast) was about Jack Klugman's son being upset that he wasn't singled out for a tribute. How could he be mad knowing that his father received a salute by Space Ghost and Zorak years ago?

I have to think it was the title. Nobody expects a movie with that title to be the long-awaited sequel to Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird.

My first thought as well. The horror…

We here at ABC like your idea. We picture the housewife having fantasies where she imagines herself as the star of various TV shows. We also believe the housewife should have an all-American name. Our working title for your series is The Mary Tyler Moore Show.