I was under the impression the ratings weren't there, no thanks to Disney XD's erratic scheduling (Thursdays at 9, then Thursdays at 8 two weeks later for about 8 episodes, then off for four months, then Fridays at 7:30, then off again for a month, then Sundays/Mondays at midnight until it finished its run). I don't…

I'm surprised Michael Palin is doing a sitcom at this point.

I'm willing to bet there are some videos that suggest otherwise.

These run out of puns quickly. I'll see if I can find one in the bowels of my mind.

Why didn't they just make Lily Collins's eyebrows the villain?

I understand he has yet to take an official position on fog.

The holographic musical performers are cool and all, but when will we see this idea expand? I want a reading from hologram Seamus Heaney!

That's all just a false flag for the New World Order's takeover of late night weekend television. Wake up, sheeple!

Sometime between now and May, Ken Griffey Jr. will decide to become a personality who can best be described as a combination of Bob Uecker, J.B. Smoove, and Melissa McCarthy. He will host the show and perform his hilarious "Big Head Kenny" routine. Merle Haggard's surprising embrace of EDM elements will get him booked…

I've found that the best way to get the camera's attention is by following the old showbiz cliche of dropping your pants and firing a rocket.

Wait. All of these other movies exist? All this time I thought that description only referred to High School Musical!

For some reason, I now picture Miley Cyrus performing at a furry convention.

The marriage might go through, but the trees shall refuse to wave their giant arms.

My name is Nathaniel. I like to dance.

Thank you for the suggestions.

Thank you for the tip as well.

Thank you for the tip.

I read Rum Punch several years ago as a first Leonard novel and couldn't get into his style completely. My tastes have changed since then, and I am willing to accept that I just wasn't prepared for his work; is there a good gateway Leonard book?

I wonder if the wording is what's important. Although Becky was a significant character, I don't think she was a regular (e.g. I don't think the actress was listed in the opening credits). I can't speak for the other shows.

I haven't trusted cable since I learned that Shark Week was just a front for the production of robot Hitler clones.