You mean the little-remembered 1946 noir, Sealed with a Gunshot? They said Bing Crosby couldn't play a morally ambiguous detective…

I don't think the Chris Brown story will be complete until his memoir, Will There Ever Be a Rainbow? is published.

I'm gonna buy an ice cream truck and call my business #TeamFreezy

The comedy piece seemed like reasonable silent slapstick, and as for the rest of the video, I actually thought it was kind of neat to see a little bit of Jerry Lewis the director at work. Like everyone else, I'd love to see just how misguided the movie itself is, but I found myself intrigued in a different, positive…

I have heard of "Steve and Eydie," but I'm much more familiar with Steve Lawrence than with Eydie Gorme. I know he was on a bloopers show in the '80s, and he appeared on the Jerry Lewis telethon (I know @avclub-1441762ea1630bc0605fdcef3984e996:disqus referenced this below, but I still only remember his appearances).…

If that's how it did in limited release, imagine how it will do on screens, screens, and more screens!

I took your concern to the producers and writers, and they assured me that, as they put it, "something something boner pills."

The American remake, Too Many Grandmas, really missed the point of the original.

Where was the HBO CEO of Tits when we needed him?

It's that attitude toward gorillas that has made me rely on American Tourister and…wait. Who are those men with dark suits and AV Club badges? Why are they running toward me? I'm sorry! It'll never happen again! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

I admit this sounds dumb, but I was not pleased when I learned that those were not the real lyrics. (I didn't hear "Send in the Clowns" until years after that episode aired.)

It looks like someone's mom threw out his Joey Lawrence cassingle!

I think it was a Star Wars mask. I'm guessing they may not have been able to show it.

I'd be all for that! Jesus, Felipe, Matty…heck, put all the Alous on money!

In all fairness, some forehead veins would pop because it would mean that The Adventures of Pluto Nash may be coming true.

Nobody liked the new student in the last season, Acolyte of the People's Temple Scott.

One pair of man-eating pants in this world, and they had to belong to Fred Mertz.

Fuckin' ruby slippers…how do they work?

I've wondered for a while now…is her column meant to be a parody of the one-liner lists in magazines (like how Entertainment Weekly has whatever Jim Mullen's Hot Sheet is called now), or is it sincere?

When we all realized that it truly is hip to be square.