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Quarky Pigeon
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There was a point in my life a few years ago when I was routinely feeling down and was questioning a lot of things about my life. One of the things that kept me sane was reruns of Night Court. It still makes me smile.

The only things I remember about Duel were overly complicated rules and, at every climactic moment, Mike Greenberg saying "This is Duel on ABC" in a rushed, bored voice before the show cut to commercial.

The only things I remember about Duel were overly complicated rules and, at every climactic moment, Mike Greenberg saying "This is Duel on ABC" in a rushed, bored voice before the show cut to commercial.

Didn't that guy end up as a scout for the Texas Rangers?

Didn't that guy end up as a scout for the Texas Rangers?

Robert Altman taught at U-M? My mind has been blown.

Robert Altman taught at U-M? My mind has been blown.

Yeah, me too! That's why…Let me just look around nervously for a bit.

Yeah, me too! That's why…Let me just look around nervously for a bit.

The idea of a dome solving crimes is still not as ridiculous as Hawaii Five-O's Halloween occult killer episode.

The idea of a dome solving crimes is still not as ridiculous as Hawaii Five-O's Halloween occult killer episode.

I think Days of Our Lives will pretty much be the show to beat for product placement forever.

I think Days of Our Lives will pretty much be the show to beat for product placement forever.

I never realized this before…Armond White is an AV Club commentor!

I never realized this before…Armond White is an AV Club commentor!

Ah, but where are the songs that use sex as a metaphor for fruit? For example, "I Touch Myself" is actually about the use of mandarin oranges in a summer salad.

Ah, but where are the songs that use sex as a metaphor for fruit? For example, "I Touch Myself" is actually about the use of mandarin oranges in a summer salad.

I initially read the story as saying that Chloe Sevigny would be playing "Fred and Carrie's new roommate, Roseanne Barr" before seeing the comma. I'm kind of disappointed.

I initially read the story as saying that Chloe Sevigny would be playing "Fred and Carrie's new roommate, Roseanne Barr" before seeing the comma. I'm kind of disappointed.

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