Things to Do While Camping

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus We tried to get her for a guest appearance, but the producers thought her style of wooden acting and my brand of overacting would create an explosion of some sort.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus We tried to get her for a guest appearance, but the producers thought her style of wooden acting and my brand of overacting would create an explosion of some sort.

I hope that sentence turns up on someone's family Christmas letter.

I hope that sentence turns up on someone's family Christmas letter.

1. Yes, I could have said that more clearly.
2. Either situation would be acceptable.

1. Yes, I could have said that more clearly.
2. Either situation would be acceptable.

Sean O'Neal is now the only person I want writing my children's history textbooks.

Sean O'Neal is now the only person I want writing my children's history textbooks.

That's not a rummy! That's Mr. Gower! He did time for poisoning a kid…with his Obamacare drugs!

That's not a rummy! That's Mr. Gower! He did time for poisoning a kid…with his Obamacare drugs!

I tend to stick with kids from '80s sitcoms explaining to their parents what this rap music is all about.

I tend to stick with kids from '80s sitcoms explaining to their parents what this rap music is all about.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Yes. That was her family. Going on the yacht was fun, but the lifestyle was ultimately too overwhelming for me.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Yes. That was her family. Going on the yacht was fun, but the lifestyle was ultimately too overwhelming for me.

I briefly dated a girl named Mandy Canwich.

I briefly dated a girl named Mandy Canwich.

I think They Might Be Giants originally titled their song "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Ass."

I think They Might Be Giants originally titled their song "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Ass."

I got a kick out of one of the writers saying they feel like they have to give 110% or something similar…this from the show that aired the entire Bowie-Jagger "Dancing in the Street" video and what seemed like the complete audio recording of Christian Bale's Terminator meltdown?