I understand they are trying to open a satellite temple there, but they are trying to raise money. Their plan of finding other cast members of Welcome Back Kotter to help them never panned out, and they are moving on to My Name Is Earl.

You must never have been to Couer d'Alene's Sacred Temple of Big Fucking Volcanopalianism.

You must never have been to Couer d'Alene's Sacred Temple of Big Fucking Volcanopalianism.

I was hoping for Buddy Baker.

I was hoping for Buddy Baker.

Troma Studios Presents: Blood! Gore! Hot Hot Nudes! The Filthiest Depravity to Ever Hit the Screen! All This and Much Much More in "The Oxford English Dictionary!"

Troma Studios Presents: Blood! Gore! Hot Hot Nudes! The Filthiest Depravity to Ever Hit the Screen! All This and Much Much More in "The Oxford English Dictionary!"

I already feel relieved. After all, Berkshire Hathaway didn't confirm 2014 until two weeks ago.

I already feel relieved. After all, Berkshire Hathaway didn't confirm 2014 until two weeks ago.

Only if Miley Cyrus turns it down.

Only if Miley Cyrus turns it down.

This sounds Robert Guillaume doing squats, like an exercising Benson.

This sounds Robert Guillaume doing squats, like an exercising Benson.

Nothing but good thoughts while reading this, which was well-needed. Thank you, AV Club. I think I'll be listening to some classics tonight when I get home.

Nothing but good thoughts while reading this, which was well-needed. Thank you, AV Club. I think I'll be listening to some classics tonight when I get home.

I wonder who will get to present his relationship woes to Brett Ratner.

I wonder who will get to present his relationship woes to Brett Ratner.

I keep telling you, @avclub-8f760a47611a6bcba9cf971b5f7bcc5b:disqus , he's 73 years old and he's dead!

I keep telling you, @avclub-8f760a47611a6bcba9cf971b5f7bcc5b:disqus , he's 73 years old and he's dead!

Well, it would help if he were dressed as St. Patrick, since he's such a convincing act…OH NO! IT ALL COMES BACK TO ACTING AND DRESSING UP! AAAAAAAAH!!!