Well, it would help if he were dressed as St. Patrick, since he's such a convincing act…OH NO! IT ALL COMES BACK TO ACTING AND DRESSING UP! AAAAAAAAH!!!

He doesn't have time to think about what to do because they're always calling again.

He doesn't have time to think about what to do because they're always calling again.

…of lamb served with whipped potatoes and succotash.

…of lamb served with whipped potatoes and succotash.

Those heart attacks weren't just from smoking, a bad diet, and little exercise!

Those heart attacks weren't just from smoking, a bad diet, and little exercise!

I wonder how many people from Mississippi will have no choice but to go there.

I wonder how many people from Mississippi will have no choice but to go there.

If you have never tried Rock & Rye, it's worth trying as sort of a cherry-cream soda hybrid.

If you have never tried Rock & Rye, it's worth trying as sort of a cherry-cream soda hybrid.

But…there appears to be fecal matter on that microphone! Tomothy Green, you are one odd man!

But…there appears to be fecal matter on that microphone! Tomothy Green, you are one odd man!

This should be open to voting. "Hi there," "Up your nose with a rubber hose," and "What? Where?" should definitely be included.

This should be open to voting. "Hi there," "Up your nose with a rubber hose," and "What? Where?" should definitely be included.

To be followed by a 21-catchphrase salute.

To be followed by a 21-catchphrase salute.

In seriousness, why is Taylor Swift frequently discussed as someone to be feared? It seems that, whenever one of her relationships goes awry, articles suggest the man involved should all but kill himself because Taylor Swift is going to write a song about him. I can't help but wonder, really?

In seriousness, why is Taylor Swift frequently discussed as someone to be feared? It seems that, whenever one of her relationships goes awry, articles suggest the man involved should all but kill himself because Taylor Swift is going to write a song about him. I can't help but wonder, really?

Mine got two tickets to Cave-in-Rock, Illinois.