Mine got two tickets to Cave-in-Rock, Illinois.

Dear History Channel,

Dear History Channel,

This fall…Philip Seymour Hoffman is "The Clown Master."

This fall…Philip Seymour Hoffman is "The Clown Master."

NO SECTS IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!!!

NO SECTS IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!!!

Comedy Central's Cle.0.

Comedy Central's Cle.0.

Something tells me that there's a little more to the stories presented by Ms. Dodero.

Something tells me that there's a little more to the stories presented by Ms. Dodero.

"I just saw the cutest funny kitten video ever."

"I just saw the cutest funny kitten video ever."

I remember seeing him on Letterman a while back, and he just seemed like an engaging, funny guy. I regret not reading some of his works sooner.

I remember seeing him on Letterman a while back, and he just seemed like an engaging, funny guy. I regret not reading some of his works sooner.

Is it a coincidence that Tim Robbins is returning to directing at the same time that talk of an ALF movie has been revealed?

Is it a coincidence that Tim Robbins is returning to directing at the same time that talk of an ALF movie has been revealed?

Thank you, Mr. O'Neal, for suggesting the appropriate context for this clip. I'll have to try it when I get home (as screaming that way got me fired from my previous job as a tennis line judge).

Thank you, Mr. O'Neal, for suggesting the appropriate context for this clip. I'll have to try it when I get home (as screaming that way got me fired from my previous job as a tennis line judge).

@avclub-aaf5ce3d53f4138e5ffb8719765e4b12:disqus Dammit, you made me tear up.