Chip chap cheerio, guvnah!

*monocle disintegrates*

@Steve McRib

Ooooh, you're edgy.

Because it's our genetic imperative?

Fun Fact: Nathan Fileon changed his name for Hollywood from "John Bland"

Yeah, can't wait to rock out to Red Vines.

HOLY SHIT A GIRL DUUUUUR.

I've heard he's also discontinuing the extra-spicy bucket.

Do people not know how to write good movies anymore?

Put it this way: from now on I wear Depends to every show.

I can't believe that guy was talking shit about the Red Hots.

I used to cry during The Brave Little Toaster when Toaster falls in the bath.

You'd like to lick her copy of Nirvana's "Nevermind?"

Criminal.

Football sucks, dude.

7 month, chump.

My ear is literally falling apart.

Screamo is tuneless, annoying bullshit made by talentless idiots for tin-eared preteens?

Casual sexism? On the AV Club?