Hey…who the fuck are you?

My Grandma Went to High School with Janet Leigh
And said she had the smelliest snatch in the 10th grade. No joke.

Ugh
People who write "amiright" are clearly wrong.

Maybe he'll rattle my beaver….

Leslie Nielsen - RIP
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LESBIAN
Jodie Foster is a young lesbian playing a tween prostitute. What's not to see on the big screen!?!

who's sick and tired of men, like me, calling the Oscars their Superbowl?
(insert answer below)

it makes you "you." so, yes.

Finally…
…a mix worthy of my funeral slideshow. man, i wish i could be there.

And the Emmy for Worst Teeth and Prettiest Bolo Tie goes to…
TEMPLE GRANDIN!!!

New T Shirt Campaign
Charlie's comments are ripe for those vintage urban t shirts everyone except me and my saggy man boobs can't even begin to sport.

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Yikes, I feel like the guy who shows up to the swingers party without car keys or a woman.

hey dill…

POP UP ADS
really enjoying the pop up ads on my iphone. they're so great because sometimes, instead of even reading the article, I just start searching bing for other interesting news.

Fuck you Community Sucks guy. I don't know what else to say other than that. Right now, I'm a tad drunk and I'm sad because we're watching TAKEN with Liam, and I've already seen it and I wish I hadn't. It's a sad movie where Judi Dench get's jacked by a bunch of black dudes. Wish I were her.

I say Yes to all three.

I have a new commment!
Does anyone miss the old days when we'd watch a nice scene from the movie and we actually gave a flying goddamned fuck about the goddamned awards anyhow????

MAN!!!
George Clooney's dad is old as fuck. Brotha needs an IV or somethin'.

it's not like we're rounding up the transgendered and putting them in camps. of course, i'm sure they 'd love that.

In other news…
I'm doing my taxes with my mom right now. She hates it when I don't pay off the business credit card in full every month.