Is this list based on surveys of real entering freshmen or is it just the bitter, condescending rant of some aging dickhole who imagines that 18-year-olds are incapable of reading a Wikipedia entry about Bill Clinton?  

Is this list based on surveys of real entering freshmen or is it just the bitter, condescending rant of some aging dickhole who imagines that 18-year-olds are incapable of reading a Wikipedia entry about Bill Clinton?  

Remember that big-ass phone that people kept in a bag in their car and which didn't even work most of the time?  What was that all about?

Remember that big-ass phone that people kept in a bag in their car and which didn't even work most of the time?  What was that all about?

so, as I understand it, we experience time as a continuum and, along that continuum, people are always being born and dying, and individuals have less knowledge of people and events that happened on the continuum prior to their birth?  Well, shit.

so, as I understand it, we experience time as a continuum and, along that continuum, people are always being born and dying, and individuals have less knowledge of people and events that happened on the continuum prior to their birth?  Well, shit.

My feet are strong

My feet are strong

the fisticuffs quoting makes sense if you work in an office where people are wearing headphones much of the time.

the fisticuffs quoting makes sense if you work in an office where people are wearing headphones much of the time.

I like "She Said OK" for the most part, but when Big Boi gets too deep into the lyrical descriptions of fucking, it makes me feel like I might as well be watching him star in a porno, which would probably be awesome, but I'm just trying to listen to a song at the moment.

I like "She Said OK" for the most part, but when Big Boi gets too deep into the lyrical descriptions of fucking, it makes me feel like I might as well be watching him star in a porno, which would probably be awesome, but I'm just trying to listen to a song at the moment.

Why do you hate, with such fury, so many people?  Maybe if you watched more Family Matters, you'd let the love in.  Real love bursting out of every seam, dawg.

Why do you hate, with such fury, so many people?  Maybe if you watched more Family Matters, you'd let the love in.  Real love bursting out of every seam, dawg.

I watched that episode in my hotel room the morning of my wedding while my wife-to-be was getting her hair done.  It was the best day of my life.

I watched that episode in my hotel room the morning of my wedding while my wife-to-be was getting her hair done.  It was the best day of my life.

Jesus.

Jesus.

I know the sign well.  Always makes me laugh.

I know the sign well.  Always makes me laugh.