The stuff with Rerun at the end was fantastic.

You know sometimes when you find a $20 you left in your pants when you go to wash them? Much much stupider than that.

Wasn't it zombie-proof assets that caused the financial meltdown?

Barack Obama as Virgil.

@Baramos

If Cookie Monster comes in here and ruins the illusion by stating that he's not really Cookie Monster I am so out of here.

"I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!"

Was this the guy
that was on an episode of Dave Attell's Insomniac?

The writing doesn't get enough credit. There's an episode where Beaver gets in trouble at school and brings a note home from his teacher. Instead of giving it to his mom he and Wally write a fake note to take back to his teacher. They end it by writing, "I have beaten him. His father has beaten him. We are very sorry."

Here's a little story I heard once since, hey, why not get in on the good and interesting conversation thread:
There was research group working with mice who would pick breeding pairs at random. Just grab a male and a female, put them in a cage together, and let them go at it. They eventually realized that they bred a…

"Do it for her" always gets me.

*Steps up after Flaubert Cooper and slaps a jeff probst film. Camera pans right to see a long line of people waiting in line to slap a jeff probst film*

A Charlie Huddy reference? I salute you wholeheartedly, sir.

'They got a Joe and another Joe THEYWOULDNOTQUITTHEYWOULDNOTQUIT!"

Chicago Code just made me want to go back and watch the Shield. It had some potential, though. My wife's father was an extra on the show so it was always fun to try and spot him in the background.

Some geared towards younger kids but still fun for adults:
Olivia
Jack's Big Music Show
The Upside Down Show (The Firefly for kids since it was totally awesome but only got one season)

The icky internet version:

@PatronSaint

Didn't they
use that picture already for Atlas Shrugged?

Enough with this.