When I started reading this thread I didn't catch at first that plants died off, too. I thought, "What people will do to not eat a salad in this country."

"Hey kids! It's Ewally, the happy, slappy opening credits clown!"

Wait. ANTI-Christ? I've been going at this all wrong.

He's an autistic boy with a snow globe.

My wife and I have a small running gag about Serenity never existing. If we see the DVD on a shelf somewhere or it's playing on tv we have to make a comment about how the store should really stock something in that empty spot or how weird it is that some network decided to run two hours of static. Serenity made me not…

We're out of marshmallows? No more smores.

"The President's choking on my gas bladder! What an honor!"

Amy, tend to the widow Pac-man.

Never Lower Tilly's Pants, Mother May Come Home

It's an exaggerated truth, but the essence is there. It's hard to listen to people who are all, "My children are the world to me," and not want to call them out on their bullshit. Kids are annoying sometimes. You need time to yourself sometimes. There's a fear of completely screwing up sometimes. I think he does a…

I will never be able to take Anne seriously due to that flaming 80's hairdo of hers.

So, rollerskates on ice with some type of oil tanker spill in the third act? Too much?

This looks like some bad America's Next Top Model shoot.

So you're saying Bambi's mom was in a Congressional district targeted by Sarah Palin?

That was a good try, I have to say.

The real question is, who will Joss kill off in the movie?

NBC Executive: Stick it in a law firm and I'll buy it!

This thread is so full of win. Also, a moon rock can fit in your pocket. KAPOW RIDDLER!

I can tell you when he'll be back. Issue 587 + 12 issues of Fantastic Three = Human Torch returns in Issue 600.

Any Judd Apatow movie would have been a pretty decent movie if the final third hadn't happened. That guy needs to cut about 45 minutes out of every movie he does.