Meh. I'm going to see the Jesus & Mary Chain at Hopscotch. Even if they suck, it still sounds like it will be better than this bunch of boring shit.

Helen Slater. Bom,bom, chicka-chi-ka

Helen Slater. Bom,bom, chicka-chi-ka

He was too busy masterbating to this new Jay-Z news. He's already calling the festival the GOAT.

He was too busy masterbating to this new Jay-Z news. He's already calling the festival the GOAT.

Totally. LB had some good 7 inches but that album they put out was terrible.

Totally. LB had some good 7 inches but that album they put out was terrible.

Libido Boyz were good.

Libido Boyz were good.

A.V. Club dress code: Plaid shirts.

A.V. Club dress code: Plaid shirts.

"…how Millenials have changed the news game."

"…how Millenials have changed the news game."

" I always assumed that the label just randomly put a bunch of guys
together they found at the bottom of the La Brea tar pits, gave them all
baseball hats to wear backwards, and the collected works of Fred Durst."

" I always assumed that the label just randomly put a bunch of guys
together they found at the bottom of the La Brea tar pits, gave them all
baseball hats to wear backwards, and the collected works of Fred Durst."

Man, that is some "chopping broccoli" lyrics right there.

Man, that is some "chopping broccoli" lyrics right there.

Notice numetal/rap-rock dried up at the time the U.S. went to wars. The fanbase was too busy in Iraq and Afghanistan to buy new albums or go to concerts to hear guys scream about their cheating stripper girlfriends.

Notice numetal/rap-rock dried up at the time the U.S. went to wars. The fanbase was too busy in Iraq and Afghanistan to buy new albums or go to concerts to hear guys scream about their cheating stripper girlfriends.

Time to deploy the Stop The Violence crew to the Middle East. Stetasonic and Just-Ice, mount up.