No, I got desperate and started dating Eva Braun. Woof!

Did a pedant just misspell the word pedant and put pendant as his/her name instead? Gold!

Give it time, give it time.

Pay no attention to these malcontents, Gerbil. I am working on a final solution to the unregistered problem. Mandeliet will be included in a "horrific" case of "mistaken identity".

The slaves in Angola are real slaves. We are wage slaves.

Kirsten Dunst can dedicate herself to my part anytime!

Literally dozens of Americans are disappointed about that, QATAR HERO.

Whatever you have to tell yourself, sickie.

Number one in Germany!

Springtime for Hitler was a smash. A smash I tell you!!!

Thanks for the kind words Scotus. I think.

What!?!?! Unregistereds are the worst scum! They take away valuable commenting space and use up all the best jokes! They must be eliminated, so that the AV Club may prosper as it did in days of yore!

I'll be waiting in a train car outside Paris when everyone is ready. Do be quick about it.

I like the new gerbil commentator. Informative and amusing. Take notes Lobsters 1.

You're in the wrong part of the Netherlands, my friend.

First Nathan and now you! When can the healing begin?!? When?!?

What do you see in me, Fran? A monster or a sensitive artist longing for connection?

Please get on the train.

LeGarret Blount isn't some rail-thin 11 year old, so I like his chances either way.

At first they came for my childhood, but I said nothing….