Bullshit. Every third hockey player I see on television is Mc this or O' that. The Amish would be pretty easy to run off, though, even for Canadians.

There are book stores in Detroit? Why?

Louis XIV: the king or the band?

No, the woman in the hat is Uma Thurman from some movie where she has a big thumb. No joke.

Also, A-lympics is used because Olympics is a registered trademark which can only used with permission (see sizeable payment).

Except that the Egyptian upper class at the time was almost all of Greek descent, and the Ptolemies had adopted the Egyptian practice of family marriage among royalty. Also, Dan the Man is just a little confused. Must be a Baptist.

Wait, you typed Ireland but I swear you are talking about America. Please clarify.

*Rubs hands together* Good, good.

I think Paul Kinsey went back and randomly deleted every third word of that last post. Tighten it up, douche!

Pretty sure the Kaiser was long gone by WWII, but I may be wrong.

of

Desecrated? I will have you know that almost all of those national treasures are safe in Swiss Banks or impeccable quality!

Do I hear wedding bells?

I am perfectly content with the dearth of Nazi-hunting media at this moment.

Did you purposefully mention a different song then the one from which the lyrics you quote are from? If so, why?

I don't play fantasy football, Philistine.

That Helen Thoman bit was great. The one with Colbert, not the blaming Israel one. Although….

Don't smoke crystal myth, kids. This is what you will become. A cautionary tale of lust and typographical errors.

What, in the name of the Ubermensch, is this all about?

Is Snyder a Jewish name? Are all German last names Jewish names now!?! The pathos!!!