Oh sweet jebus yes. Bought the big ol box set of Live Anthology when it came out and it was and is worth every damned penny. I feel like I owe Tom Petty money for that one.

I would have totally had scrambled eggs with her.

Telling internet douchebags to "go die" is the laziest form of rebuttal we have after "fuck off" and they both mean the same thing.

Watching O Brother Where Art Thou in the theater, two elderly ladies right behind me were speaking in loud voices to each other about the film as if they were at home. Being respectful of elders and all I tried to put it out of my mind and enjoy the movie. But five minutes after John Goodman shows up one old bat says…

Then definitely don't watch any of this season; I tried catching up a couple weeks ago. The second episode I watched had some extended Ruckus material that was just awful and not funny - he was just using slurs to use slurs as if that was supposed to be funny in itself. I wasn't aware Aaron had left the show, and…

Now I know what to do if I ever get drunk enough to actually do Karaoke.

I watched US-Portugal with a from-Italy Italian man who screamed for the last twenty minutes how the Americans should be doing what Italy does just kick the ball all the way down and pass it around on d, waste time, etc, and yes he did all this with pantomimes and wild gesticulating. It was fantastic up until he was…

I'll help her move, good buddy.
A quart of scotch for your trouble, too, my good man.

Thought it may be Mr. Watterson from the lettering in the first strip in that day's paper. Had just watched Dear Mr. Watterson the night before.

sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but….

oh my lord there is so much funny in this. kudos, Sean.
Coldplay makes water sad is what anyone around me who expresses liking Coldplay will hear forever.

Too British. And I mean that in the most charming way possible.

Sort of serious question - I understand it is not OK to say this in present day but it has been the go-to
Instruction slash thing to say to dismiss or challenge some deserving asshole for decades. What witticism should replace it?

Chicky chicky Mae Mae !

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If the japanese kill paul america is going to be mad at them again.

What about a sixty minute film of Dylan breathing?

Superheroes and virgins….ah, freshman year of high school…

Legit was fucking funny as hell. Fuck you indeed FXX.

Sure, why not you. I don't see Bryan Fuller here volunteering for a completely fictional job.