Big whoop I have my own show on the Prodigy internets network. I have a bulletin board subject thread too.

on weekends it will stream Beverly Hills Cop and a Paul Rudd movie over and over and over.

Dear Television Executives:

Dear ABC:

best photoshop ever.

we had this thing called winter storms. they cause a lot of the damage to the roads in the first place. and they use these things called plows to clear the streets. the "plows" push the crap used to fill old potholes out of the hole. voila, a bigger, better hole.

Ha…yes…maybe Short Round's not-so little brother….

Ohmygod, how did I miss that? I am sorry, Jonah Hill. Ken fills the racial quotient and half the description; Jeong's our Short Round!

I only clicked on this Newswire title to see if Tity Boi continued the headline….
I'm not your lover/I'm not your friend….

Is there any way Jonah Hill can play a grown-up Short Round?

Ha! I liked the shame joke - I just can't shake the urge to punch Kennedy. Cheers.

That's so not true. Faris has been occasionally funny or amusing in her film career. And nobody ever said "really talented if only (s)he would get a better script" about Kennedy. Nothing Faris has ever done has made me want to punch her in the f-ing throat; I'm still mad that I was suckered into watching "Heckler" on…

If it's not where @ChancellorPuddinghead:disqus says, check the next drawer up, under the V05.

the little dude um chang from Community in Hangover 1 2 and 3

and nothing we do ever matters.
with extremely, extremely rare exception.
we will mostly be forgotten.

In A Gadda Da Vida ?

Ron Howard was a vulture in the picture Sean made, not a monkey.
Is this allegorical or something because I don't understand.
(edit: welp, i guess it's whiskey time.)

Hooray for Sunday content! More! More! More!

What's that? A…a palm tree? Dragged him down the street you say? Really! Well…well…look…at least he went out the way he always wanted to go…

I'm afraid what you heard me say was I wanted some Jameson. What I said was I wanted ALL your Jameson.