Exactly, and glad to have some backup, glad it's not just me that considers that section essential.

No you cannot change the time setting!

CORN NUTS!

Oh, absolutely. Don't forget razor wire on the perimeter.

Do you have to pay for it if reported as lost?

Love Take Me Down (To The Streets)!

Just adapt hers for your own purposes. What are the chances anyone you know read it? If you get called on it just insist you sold the story to her for 5 bucks.

I hope Kenny Powers can guest star, it would be so much awesome in one scene.

You saw it, but it was so blandly shot you looked away almost immediately. You jammed some homemade mac n cheese into your maw until you checked the screen to see only the words "spiritual technology" which didn't make sense so you dismissed it as another boring computing company ad you didn't really understand, and…

Knives should've cut yer throat when she had the chance. She was 10x more adorable than your wife.

I usually try to just act normal and not smile too much like a lunatic, but on a few occasions I've had to try to shake hands, just because…
I've met at random, not including work-related encounters:
Steven Wright (just smiled at, he was startled and immediately hailed a cab)
Harvey Keitel (shook his hand, @ a political…

Mommy, Can We Take Out from Chicken Delight?

i think your entire post was a cleverly disguised humble-brag. on the off-chance it is not:

i hope i remember "schadenfreudick" next time i'm making up a user name.

Honestly Sketch - they probably are feeling like why's he so creepy right now and that's tough shxt for you and stop it with the drama about your birthday.

You know what's also underrated? Catch Johnston doing a Sky Sports NFL gameday; his sports jackets consistently look as though he picked them out himself, from the floor of his friends' apartment in 1987.

Couldn't believe that was their second string team up there for the Seattle game, but they did do fairly well. A little too much jibber jabber but i don't remember anything awful.

i've never noticed him rooting against SF because i would like that because boo niners but he is still terrible awful and i hope Buck curses five times tourrettes style live during the halftime announcements to america and the crowd.

Mr. Ellis - it doesn't take being a Cubbies fan to hate Buck. He's terrible all by himself.
Just awful. Awful awful awful. Has to go.

they also played in two of the most lopsided/terrible super bowls ever in THE NATIONAL FOOT-BALL LEAGUE.