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So much yes…I actually felt bad for dear old Dan. He finally admitted that "well, that's one way to approach it" (the safety) like a half hour later coming out of commercial…and then would not let go of the line "these are not your daddy's patriots" when, jeez, dan, don't you remember the patriots pre-moss? it wasn't

I think it is awesome, right up until you all yell so loud the stadium floor opens up like in that Batman movie and Sherm has to save somebody. He'll never stop talking about that.

That does sound like hell, though.

She gave Charlie Chaplin a handy.

They will tell you, you can't sleep alone

In a crate in a crawl space, I have this on a promo vhs tape..

It will magically transport you back to the hottest night of the year in 1979, May 9th…you accidentally took a friends' Quaaludes and ended up in some awful disco on a Wednesday night, and heard the long version for the first and since then last time. You can youtubes the long video version (yes it exists and is the

Bruce has to play this version of the song or I will never again sit in the boondocks for one of his stadium or arena shows.

The real test of liking Goodnight Tonight is liking the long Disco Single Version.
(full disclosure, i possess the one sent to nightclub djs back then; a friend of my dad's refused to play it, i'd heard of this mccartney fellow so i did. i did not have a lot of records. i think i know every guitar part by heart.)

"There's 2* of us, but we're not the Beatles!"

everybody hates Wings? i thought everybody only hated live and let die around here.

A long time ago, stupid fast's girlfriend at the time bought him this cd without helen wheels on it when it first came out because stupid fast played the album all the damn time and she paid attention most of the time.

one of their biggest hits from the 70s!

I've probably played this record more than if not as much as any other record ever made.

everyone knows a Boss
can't
cliiiiiimb a rubber tree plant

ha…just wiki'd to make sure. yes, that Graduel Christopher Darin "Cris" Carter.

Are they the team formerly run by a convicted felon that circumvented league salary cap rules to win 5 championships and were later fined draft picks and hundreds of thousands of dollars?
They are? Neato.

Not to discredit Cunningham at all - but it's worth noting he was throwing to two future hall of famers in that 1998 season with the Vikings - Cris Carter (inducted this year) and a rookie named Randy Moss (as soon as he's eligible).

Much agreed on expectations re: ACL/MCL surgeries. Just over 20 years ago, an injury similar to RG3's not only would have summarily ended his career, the guy would be lucky to even walk normally ever again. Those of us over 40 likely remember seeing guys get those types of injuries and we knew we'd never see them

Nice read, Velma.