> turn on lantern
The brass lantern is now on.

..realizes i'll never be as funny as  @avclub-ca6cb47da12090ffd2470daf51f71be1:disqus , @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus , @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus or  @avclub-04aaf6bb57192f12fc4b7f218044a584:disqus .  crosses arms, {FARTS}.

@avclub-e0a1578b57e32929a77892fadf0d0b40:disqus  - shucks, they should have written it as "multi-person murders are not POSSIBLE".

Had the same thought - Are there Police in Cleveland? If you report someone missing in Cleveland, do you just leave a message on a voice mail that nobody checks?

I like how quickly he realized he banked 250 thousand while brushing his teeth that morning, decides "fuck it", and assaults the guy.

….Just finished "Rooster Cogburn" the '75 sequel to the original "True Grit", with Katherine Hepburn. It's on Netflix. Actually a fun watch, and the leads have a neat chemistry.

really, that's useful. i might get this facebook thing.

my Uncle, limo driver to the stars in the 70s and early 80s Los Angeles, claimed to have thrown Robert Plant out of his limo for multiple shenanigans, including setting a fire.
(He also referred to client Stevie Nicks as "that slut", or, alternately, "slattern". His favorite client? Lou Ferrigno ("a gentleman, total…

He also made me call people a "fat cunt" way too much for about a month after reading "Hammer of the Gods".

It's a Comedra!

The makeup shot was repeated towards the end of the episode, showing Sophia plucking an invisible whisker. I didn't get the "not really" vibe thing from it, just that she was fretting/tremendously worried.
I understand what you're saying though - and also about her being a hairdresser - but again the vibe to me there…

speaking of ego mania, here's how i know i'm old:

wrong-o, el-boyo!
Prince pre-dated MJ on eMpTy V. y u think rick james hated so much?

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Why are so many insisting that it end? What are they holding back on the bench over at Fox to replace it?

No, because this form is the best form. If he were to be unleashed in full realization upon the world, it might be a cause for concern.*

NETFLIX HATES AMERICA?!

can i borrow your Hulu password?

I think maybe these complainers are watching on their ipad and accidentally zoomed the screen in. Do the pan out motion!

Dear MLP: