And little early pearly
Came by in her curly wurly
And asked me if i needed a ride

for some reason my pc sound stopped working in the right channel a couple days ago…so these first couple songs sound pretty OK, good even but I can only hear half of it, so.thanks tweedy-coated pretentious boring peoples!

But I don't own any cats.

In school, a Pretty Redheaded Girlfriend gave me a cassette of The Clash - Combat Rock for some holiday (I want to say Valentine's Day but the internets say the album wasn't released until May, so…) and the Dangerous Wicked Bad-ass Brunette next to me in class saw me unwrap it and told me "that's fucking cool, too bad…

I'm going to buy as many Flaming Lips records I can find at the store tomorrow in honor of HDB's story, and also to spite the stupid dumbass governor.

I'm all in on the first two. The third….fuck fucking ewoks man. Potentially great movie ruined by muppets.

agreed @avclub-517d97b17c77bf9ad730910ce9d5ef69:disqus - i tried, really really really hard to like them - and there were some funny bits but overall i just fucking loathed it (in no small part due to their stupid fucking faces)  and HATED that i had to wait another 15 minutes for the cartoon portion of Adult Swim to…

i just can't laugh at them because i hate their stupid faces. i like comedy. i like bob odenkirk. i don't like these guys, and i hate their stupid faces. but they're not worse then cancer.

Dear THISWONTENDWELL,

so the Book of Mormon sucked?

c) you're covered, I went with Futurama even though Batman. I could immediately recall the Robot Devil singing despite the taunt not to vote for it in the article about being predictable, so that won out. Yay, we cancel each other out, Cheese! Once Again!

about 10 years ago I did some legitimate taxable work in the house of a gentleman who was either involved in Cop Rock heavily, or was brotherly-related to a male lead (you decide). By his PC he had a wall full of Cop Rock media clippings and press photos etc….Being the half a geek i am i was all "heyyyy cop rock" with…

Chicken Cacciatore for the guy with a funny story!

what the fuck @avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus

So then, Mr. @avclub-445c00b7f37f817d4b2c309208ad00b2:disqus - you're saying the book may have some
Secret Success kind of value?

i went in for some of the  toys put out at the height of the Simpsons fame, because i
worked @ a store that sold them and i had disposable income…things
like Homer Simpson Pop Gun and Target Set, yes pop guns like kids had in
like 1956 or whenever plastic was invented, with nothing on the pink gun itself or the fake…

Once upon a time in most suburbs and rural areas before the internets the Ebert/Siskel 2 Thumbs up on the box of a film at the rental place was pretty much a flat-out guarantee that the movie will not totally suck, so go ahead and rent it.
Later on, a friend had a copy of Ebert's guide-book, and produced it whenever…

Out in the burbs of northern Jersey, they ride in packs on very busy roads and basically impede normal traffic. I never can understand because there are THOUSANDS of paved roads near by with almost zero moving cars on them.

"Don't shoot! It's me!"

HA-HA!