It really is the best possible adaptation that I could imagine - so much of it is word-for-word from the novel that it was jarring (in theater) when Busey's traffic cop comes on to Hunter/Depp, because that was the only departure from the existing narrative I noticed at the time; that little line that the lunatic…

there is almost too much awesome between this post and the first one…i'm not sure which is my favorite, the Yer 2, Bruce Bowen or Prodigy reference….:glimpsing "banana mad dog" in a post below now….hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Haven't seen much since letting DirectTV go off a couple weeks after Nick DiPaolo got canned - has Artie still been nodding off?

When your blood is pork-free and your brain no longer sedated with booze, and you find yourself about to put on some explosive underwear, please be a dear and post about it here first, @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus - thanks so very much.

It can't end until MEL Brooks has a go at it.

It can't end until MEL Brooks has a go at it.

i would have plunked down american money to see that at the time.

I wish I could be everywhere that people are doin' art, so that I could keep the public from being aroused, or titillated, or otherwise confused about the counterculture….

Congrats on starting a HUGE thread about pet gerbils vs rats and bunnies in the comment section of a column about definitely not keeping any of those as pets.

agreed, yes, same here @Dikachu:disqus re: claws/teeth.
it's not like i found it really entirely plausible without that, either…

i never heard the break jaw-remove foot part of this crazy thing. i'm soooo glad i wasn't eating anything while reading this weeks' column.

Gotta be All that Jazz
i don't know why, but gotta be.

There's no way those two (Madonna/Huey Lewis) didn't hook up at some point in that evening, right?

He did play an aftershow there in 1993.

"Wee Willie Style" yelling that made coffee come out of my nose.

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Stay Free's my #1 too. I broke my first guitar in trying to play it (I'm still not very good).

i said might!
and warning to others: i'll murderpunch anyone in my way.

a Clash fan with an Archer avatar. i might stalk you.

ew gross. hahah!