Tom Hardy - Ric Flair
Jack Black - Dusty Rhodes
Dougray Scott - Magnum T.A.
Jason Segal - Tully Blanchard
Zac Efron - Sting

Really?  Isn't that directly stolen from the bit that Adam Carolla and David Alan Grier would do on Loveline/Adam's podcast?

Wow, some real ingsight on this site.

Whoa.  The fact that "Gymkata" is loosely based on a 1958 spy thriller paperback has me questioning everything I know to be true.

Season Hubley?

Ahem… from Wikipedia:"In 2008, a remake of the film was announced, with Samuel L. Jackson assuming the role of Sho'nuff. John Davis of Davis Entertainment and Gordy's son Kerry Gordy, along with the RZAwere set to produce. Penning the screenplay as well as producing was Dallas Jackson, who heads up the urban family…

If there is someone who's not familiar with the comedic styling of janitor Sylvestor P. Smythe, I wouldn't want to meet them.

I, for one, fell in love with Michael Dudikoff.

And "so bad, it's good" movies are generally over in 90-110 minutes - the perfect length for ridicule and irony.  Reading a book can take… like…a long time.

Man #2: "I am expecting a direct deposit of my state tax refund and I want to check my balance to see if it has been deposited by the Revenue Department of Maryland!"

Their cells phones are all dead, and all they have is a mini-USB charger…

Don't any of his other victims have credit cards?  The guy walking his dog?  The security guard?  Just go fucking kill someone else with a credit card?

And drunk hillbillies fishing for things… oh wait.

"When I Googled her, all I got was a nekkid photo with her gut hanging out!"

If Olyphant was a midget.  They couldn't let the second guy and the sixth guy stand on risers???

What are you talking about, it was terrible!  Not one funny joke…

It helps if you are the offspring of someone famous, or rich.

I'll bet the lyric should be spelled "…give you major Payne…".  Like the Damon Wayans movie.

Why was he playing against a monkey?

I find it it ALWAYS necessary to shit on Topher Grace if the opportunity arises.