Inside Man.  Shows he can do genre pictures for hire.  I am cautiously optimistic about his Oldboy.

NO ROGER, NO RE-RUN, NO RENT!

WINDING!

The Five People You Meet in Heaven, son!  My dawg Mitch Albom got flow!

You can sit on her lap while Alison Brie sits on my face.

We knew that.  The Daily Beast has already hired Andrew Sullivan.

And where is Salo, 120 Days of Sodom‽

This is the most frightening thing I've ever seen on the Internet.

What about the one where Dave Cross pretends to be a retard so he doesn't have to work?  Or something like that… I saw it a long time ago.

Spoiler alert!: Amanda Seyfried has nice boobies.

The commenters to this review have put more thought into this plot point than Tyler Perry.

And he can trace his ancestry back to his "father's tribe"?  But he's a fifth-generation ivy leaguer?  Does not really compute.

OR FUCK IT, GIVE IT TO THEM, IT WON'T MAKE A DAMN, 'CAUSE WATER DON'T HELP THAT SHIT!

Myles McNUTT ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

Noel BITCHASS Murray!

Yuuuuuuuup.

DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE BEES?!?!?!

Modern Family is a groundbreaking look at… modern families!

Poop poop!

Bring in AJ Benza!!