It was actually pretty great.  His team leader called him "meek" and Takei basically said "I was raised in a fucking internment camp and now help lead the worldwide fight for gay and lesbian equality.  You build motorcycles with your retarded sons, take steroids and have shitty tattoos up your arms.  Go fuck yourself."

Yeah, "Bullshit" used to be good, but then devolved into standard libertarian straw-man arguments.  I'ts contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian.  Now it's like John Stossel's shitty show, but with humor (although Stossel's show is so fucking terrible it's funny).

Awesome.  I will gleefully buy this.  And put it in an iPod mix with Regina Spektor and Feist.

I've lost all respect for Donald Sutherland after the WTF podcast where Fred Stoller talks about what a douche he was on the set of "Heaven Help Us."  Eh, who am I kidding, I never had any respect for Donald Sutherland.

With Corpuscles!

Hopefully, at least three.

He LOOKS at the big butts.  Like, duh.

The film adaptation of "The Big Butt Book"!

This is a great thing.  Because 90% of the time I read a review of a shitty movie where there is some twist or spoiler, I think "just tell me what the fuck it is… I am NEVER going to see this shitty movie."  And then 75% of the comments are joke spoilers, so that I can't discern the real spoilers from the jokes.  Like…

Ha ha ha.  Same here.  I almost shit myself when I saw that list… but didn't realize the truth until I just read this review.  I was thinking… "this must have been a truly shitty year for documentaries!"

Don't worry, bitch, I didn't forget about you!  There's a slap for you!  Slap slap slap! Yeah, there you go! Here's a little reach around the back of the head slap! 
Awww. I'm going slap-happy! I'm going slap, slap happy! Slappity slappin' you, teachin' you a lesson for coming in my house! What are you looking at,…

Hmmm… maybe their kid has autism because of all the… weird scientific stuff he was exposed to on set.

"Should" be cancelled?!?  May you be raped by a man in a rubber gimp suit (Craig J. Clark should be here soon).

So Coach Taylor locks a dude in a storage shed?  Inspiring.

Uhh…doesn't he have the general public back on his side?  Considering he has continued to sell many many albums, just performed TWICE on the Grammys, won a Grammy, and seems to have millions of dedicated fans.  And all AFTER throwing a shitfit at the Today show and wrecking a dressing room.  All seems to be forgiven.

That was referring to the falloff in production of Tennessee Titans running back Chris Brown.

I took a dump on a plate.  It is my entirely my doing.  I am entirely responsible for it.  I do not deserve an award for it.

GOOD JOB, MCGARNAGLE!  BILLY IS DEAD!

Weird Al Yankovic only has three grammys.  WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

I consider my butt to be a Bad Gateway.  And it's often covered by Levi's 502 jeans.