Hate to break it to you, but that void is actually a ventricular septal defect.

This made me laugh and vomit in equal doses.

I think that's code for "they're swingers."

Vitamin-enriched wheat.

Squirrel meat!

I can chop down a bunch of trees, and that doesn't make me a lumberjack.  But I kill just ONE federal judge for money, and all of a sudden that makes me a "contract killer"?!?

I would rather get nothing at all than a bunch of trite, canned responses to banal questions.  What did this interview offer the reader?  I would have preferred the AVClub to spike this interview in light of the Reddit debacle.  Is there a single nugget of interesting information offered?  It's a nothing; don't…

The AVClub was too busy formulating questions such as:

What about "Mediocre 1990's New York Giants quarterback who is currently a Principal in Greenhill’s Private Capital Advisory Group" Dave Brown?

WH: "Can we just keep this about my new movie Rampart?"

Matterhorn!

Sadly, if the entire AV Club commentariat watched an NBC show, it might actually skyrocket the network past a telenovela rerun on Univision.

Who will get to coach Dawes on "The Voice"?  Will it be Christina or Cee-Lo?  Tune in to find out!

I just vomited in my mouth.  But through laughter.

I am ashamed to say I came to the comments section to discuss panty-vending machines.

ME AND MY WIFE ARE LOOKING FOR SEX!

It turns out the bassist for Dawes is dating Genevieve Koski.  Go figure.

I am Rubber Man!

Speaking of human supporting characters, please tell me Macho Man Randy Savage has a cameo in this one too!

Yes, thanks.  My comment was a meta-commentary on the fact that the article crossed that line, then urinated all over it.  Good catch.