I didn't understand this comment until I read some of the other coverage of this story.

DON'T GANK THAT SPANK BANK!

Meh.  I'm sure the guys in Nickelback were the best musicians in their middle schools.  It matters what you end up doing with it.

You will be hearing from San Fernando.

Yup.  See "iTunes".  Once it became quick and easy to download music, no one wanted to be bothered to try to pirate it.  Sure, your nerdy cousin can tell you how to torrent music for free, but once he gets to "you download and install a P2P client and…", you're like "fuck it, I'll buy it on iTunes."

The comments to this post have been very helpful in helping me pirate copyrighted material.  I thank you all.

Yeah, I want to find out where this douche-fest comedy club is, so I may avoid it like the plague.

Wait, he was one of the interchangeable douchebags in "Cloverfield"!?!  Then he doesn't get to talk shit about Dane Cook.

Yeah, if that was the best he could do, I'm not sure about his future in comedy.  He even had to include "(You)".

You just gave him the Stinkfinger(TM).

This joke was simultaneously terrible and hilarious.

I read it that way also.  Surprisingly, "up yo mama" is what Jay-Z is going to replace "bitch" with.

Isn't Misfits just a re-make of Misfits of Science?

Grier, goddammit!!

So, when does Prepon's character have sex with powerful television executives to further her career?

It's just "Martyrs".  Like Batman.  It's not "The Batman."

All the kids in my neighborhood were big Tim Kazurinsky fans.

Not much different, actually.

Depends on how many sloppy blowjobs Punky Brewster's dad gets in this one.

Mahoney: "Welcome to the gun show!"