Ha ha.  Totally forgot about the guy who was afraid of urban legends.  Top-notch head shrinking, Doc!

Plus, the only patients that Dylan McDermott has had that are NOT ghosts were:

You really should.  I cannot recommend it enough.  As long as you realize it's not *good* in a traditional sense.  But man, it's fun.

I feel you buried the lede.  This film also features Ted Lange, TV's "Isaac" from the Love Boat.

I was at a party once with Tony Hale, but it was before Arrested Development, so he was just a guy who was in a car commercial once, and I didn't give a fuck. Cool story, me!

I predict good things for this comment.

Here you go.  This was posted to youtube BEFORE the finale.

Of all the ridiculous plot holes, the one that gets to me most is Tate.  A mass-murdering high-school student would be somewhat… infamous.  Yet no one seems to ever have heard of him.

If you're going to introduce the pope in the first act, someone needs to be excommunicated in the third act.

"But first, some masturbation (non-weeping variety)!"

True, and when gettin' it on with Violet, Tate refused to take off his clothes.

Frances Conroy too.  I keep forgetting about her.

Oh, absolutely.  I would think many people here would agree with you.  I watch 'em both, but routinely DVR "Walking Dead" and watch it a week later, but I need to get my weekly dose of batshit AHS-insanity in real time.

I bought the Table of Infinite Weeping Masturbation from Ikea, although they called it "Krämptkööp."  It was a bitch to put together, but totally worth it.

::deletes "Elizando" page, makes snide comment about misspelling is the "Discuss" tab::

Holy crap, never knew those existed.  Thanks, UMD.

You clearly looked it up, 'cause I think you just changed it.

Yep, I too am a Twitter follower of Kari.  Because I love science so much.

Well, they did buy a house right next to the FUCKING ALAMEDA COUNTY BOMB DISPOSAL RANGE.  You gotta expect some ordinance (EDIT: "ordnance" — thanks, dick!).

Oh snap, my willie's chapped.