Is that a Louis Vuitton cannon?

How did he get it?  I'm assuming you are familiar with the Internet, since you are currently on it.

Would you ask Beefcake the Mighty that question?

The kid's name is going to be Flattus Minimus.

That pre-existing condition?

I am going to write a song about a musician who wearies of the road, and then gets a job as an account supervisor at an auto parts wholesaler… and then realizes how fucking great the road is.

Ha ha.  Here is the actual imdb description:

That's one of the best songs about ACTUAL gang rape (not statutory).

Ah, how many times have we all dreamed of snacking on a tasty boosh, right after the show?

And don't forget in the Broadway musical!  And there is marginally more dancing in that version of the origin story.

That article has been written on this website about a half-dozen times.  Just search for it.

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say…. REBOOT 'EM ALL!

This made my day.

Yes yes yes.  Clearly it's an area of research (few things aren't).  And clearly I don't know the absolute truth behind it.  It just set me off that this entire comment section has been discussing sex addiction in a variety of contexts, without acknowledging that it may not even exist!

We're too busy talking about RICHARD Mulligan's full-frontal nude scene.

No, that's pop-science bullshit when it comes to sex addiction.

Mental health experts already generally accept that it doesn't exist, as it's been rejected for the new DSM.

That does seem to be part of the message of this movie.  If you're rich and handsome, and spank it to computer porn, you're sex-addicted.  If you're a 350-pound, acne-scarred, World of Warcraft gamer who spanks it to porn, you're just a loser.

While there, be sure to try the potstickers.  They're delicious.

Really?  A ghost wearing a gimp suit raped a woman?  I may have to check it out.  That is biblical scholarship that really speaks to me!