I wonder what they said to the young nobody actor who plays her boytoy.  "Oh yeah, this week, you're going to have an extended emotional histrionic-filled scene with Jessica Lange.  But I'm sure your experience as "Kurt" on episode 12 of "One Tree Hill" has prepared you for that."

Wait till you see Jane Lynch as Squeaky Fromme.

Don't forget his enthusiasm for that BITCHIN' GUITAR SOLO!

All dentists have nitrous fetishes, and can't get it up otherwise.  Have you not seen Little Shop of Horrors?

"a recovering alcoholic attempts to run the Los Angeles marathon with the wheelchair-bound brother for whom she feels responsible."

Yes, that is how I found out about it.  I still thank that saucy Napster prankster.

I do think that's the official politburo line, but come on… they're featuring the friggin' band in their #1 music feature!  They can't go completely Baghdad Bob.

Palmcorder Yajna by the Mountain Goats.

Oops.  I should avoid reading books and stick to crappy movies.

I accidentally saw their latest video as my girlfriend was watching VH1 in the morning.  It makes Aldous Huxley's videos for "African Child" look subtle.  I've never been a supporter of genocidal African warlords, but I felt a twinge of empathy after seeing the video.

But what about Pat Mor….. oh, right.

Yes, but it's called "Shue-dity".

I like to smell women's feet for sexual arousal!

"Mom, have you ever had a backdoor delivery you weren't expecting?"

Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown.

This just goes to show what unsophisticated rubes we avclub commenters are.  We would probably be happy in a fucking WHITE limo, like some sort of disgusting farm animal.

I'm off to the methadone clinic!

Ya gonna do crack!

Yeah, but why was she so offended by having a limo take her to an award show?  Because it was white?  Wha?  Why does she have to go around the back?  'Cause she's too cracked-out to walk the red carpet?

My first thought was "oh no, not beloved All-Star center fielder Brett Butler".  But then I realized it was just some cracked-out bitch, and felt better.