That entire anecdote makes zero sense, even substituting in "white".  Almost as if it was relayed by someone on meth!

Good!  She's terrible.

Jesus Christ… leave your mom's basement once in a while.  And do you really not understand the joke?

Nice.  I knew someone was going to beat me (barely) to this point.

I'm sure this has been or will be pointed out… but the tune was originally from "Twisted Nerve", a 1968 film about a sensitive boy infatuated with a girl and subsequently goes on a killing spree.

Wow, I just now realized that Sarah Paulson was Ms. Isringhausen.

Yup, "My Girl Like to Party (All the Time)" was about Arsenio.

Al Jolson and Amos and Andy!

I read it in his Richard Pryor voice.  You tell Tom Sherak to have a coke-and-a-smile and shut the fuck up.

Crispin Glover!

But does Shaft sex-up the ladies as much as Banacek?  That was my main problem with Banacek; every plot came to a screeching halt every time a female character came on-screen, as she had to spend 5 minutes lusting after George Peppard.

I had the same shocked reaction.  I thought I was well-versed in the Shaft-i-verse.  But I may have to check these out.

He was Boston.

Your move, Fat Joe.

You also get her tits, which is kinda the point.

Uh, the Kids' Choice Award covers the kids… so this is really just for the dumb broads.

Too bad John Candy is dead.

Yep, I forgot about "Fuckbuddy Tripe #1".  And the award is specifically for movies.  And I guess that counts (sigh).

I get that it's a shitty list, but Ashton Kutcher as favorite comedic movie actor?  Was he even in any movies this year?  "Spread"??

Both — i.e., the lyric sheet to the new Evanescence album.