If Patrick McGoohan had seen this list of nominees, he would say "Just kidding!  I AM a number!!!"

But will it have tits?

No, I think it was Stephen in Bio-Dome.  Unless you're referring to "Sliver."

Simpsons did it.

It wasn't an unfortunate credit in November 2002 when he could make the rent on his efficiency in West Hollywood.

Rewatch "Breaking Bad" and then watch ICP's "Big Money Rustlas" to get your western fix.

K-I-T, my man.

This also made me want to hear "Lucas with the Lid Off."  Still good:

Jump to the jam
boogy woogy jam slam
Bust the dialect
im the man in command
Come flow with the
sounds of the mighty mic masta
Rhyming on
the mic I'm bringing sucka's near disasta
Bucoo ducks but
I still rock Nike
With the razzle dazzle,
star I might be
Scribble drabble scrabble
on the microphone I babble
As I flip the
funky words,…

Back to the fact
I'm the mack and I know that
The way I kick the
rhymes, some would call me a poet
For steady flowin goin showin likes the sound
Caught in the
groove in Fantasia I've found
Many trip the tour upon
the rhymes they soar
To an infinite
height to the realm of the hardcore
Here we go off I
take ya
Dip trip flip
fantasia.

So I wen't on imdb.com (to see if Porky himself was still alive — nope) and saw a listing for "Hollywood Zap" aka "Porky's 4" in Spain.  The description is:

They found him wearing Dockers and a Van Heusen button-up.

How could they tell?

The last H&K movie had a scene with the prez blazing one up.

"Valley has appeared in numerous men's magazines such as D-Cup, Splat, Gent, Hustler, Naughty Neighbors, Nugget, Score, and Showgirls magazines."

If you liked Jean de Florette, have I got a film for you!

The avclub is my number 1 source for learning about exploitative shock films.  If it weren't for this site, I would never have heard of Irreversible, Martyrs, A Serbian Film, Inside, Frontier(s), Water Power or this film.

TV?  I think you mean her original edition of Wordsworth poems and her quirky collection of Hummel figurines.

Irreconcila-dorkable!

What about Crackle.com?  Does it give results for Crackle.com?