Blech.  It hurts my heart to see either of these two actors on the fucking "Ghost Whisperer."  I'm sure Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy were like "who are these no-talent hacks?"

Well, they're talking about how ABQ is a meth-infested shithole on a national level.

Ellen Degeneres With a Neckbea gets results, you stupid chief!!

Some of us are Jewish, you bigot.

The guy with no mouth?

He hasn't been credible since he hit the top of the charts with "The Thong Song."

She makes another part of me hard.

Did they ever find the President's neck?

Wasn't COPS a live-action reality show?

You obviously never had the Warrant-branded TI-80.  It had 32K of RAM and a floppy drive full of ROCKING.

If you thought the Budweiser product placement in Real Steel was bad, wait till you see what 3M got for their money.

But is it coarse, fine or very fine?

You are needed now more than ever, Dental Plan.

The main character finally has time to read stories to his human centipede, but then he breaks his glasses.

He will lose the love of his estranged son.  Duh.  I guess Sly Stallone was gonna lose his rig in "Over the Top", so the stakes were higher there.

Not to perpetuate the "Simpsons did it" meme, but isn't this just a remake of S15E9 ("I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot"), where Homer reconnects with Bart by entering robot fighting contests?

Sports cease to exist when replaced by more bloodthirsty sports (see, e.g., mixed martial arts).

I thought it was based on the Simpsons episode where Homer is embedded in a fighting robot's ass, or something.

I wanted the sequel to feature Udo Kier as Dieter Laser's father.

The first episode of Williams' new show will focus on the J. Crew on 51st, with subsequent episodes spotlighting the Sharper Image and the Sbarros.