And each episode would end with the protagonist being urinated upon.

I recommend they do what Penthouse and Hustler did.  Become a piss-fetish magazine.

Dammit!  This just got cancelled.  Was looking forward to weekly hate-fest reviews.

Plus the cop dad seems to be functionally retarded at everything other than being a super-cop.  They put him on agricultural detail and he was all "Duuuuh.  What's that?"  And then hilariously fell on his ass while trimming weeds.  Uh oh, spaghetti-O's.

And the family crap that "Lost" did have was the weakest part.

I imagine you're talking about the confusion when Pavement wanted to name their album "LA Guns."And that issue was mostly about confusion in the market — are consumers going to be confused by a similarly named product?  LA Guns once sold a bunch of albums, so there was a decent chance of consumer confusion.  But we…

Biastioc's Tentacle Corner?

I also hate Emo Phillips.

Yup, the working title is "Oh Moses, Smell the Roses".

But but but but… she's this generation's Lucille Ball!

They're still no Dawes.

"Mike, I wish you WOULD burn my motherfuckin' clo-ooo-thes!"

How about Pornography Cataloguer?

Memory Cop! (Who's Really a Nurse).

No, he said "Reston, Peace!"  He was giving a shout-out to the Virginia suburbs.

Still not as good as:
"Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn lookalike eaten by badgers"
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2…

I just want my goddamned aspirin!!  My head is killing me!  Won't someone get this bottle open?!!?  Lament!

JC Penny executive:  "Kids like Power Rangers… so let's make it 'Power Bottom.'

That must be from a recent episode.  I haven't watched in a few years, really since season 15.

"brother" IS much more palatable than "pimp".