Was she a zombie?

It must be from a Japanese supplier.

Kate Koultas was promptly cut off with cries of "Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt in here"! from the CEO's office.

But the real question is: Will it feature a Billy Ocean soundtrack?

The Shymalan-ian twist is: Kathleen Turner never even HAD a vagina.  She was a man the whole time!

It's good to see that Ron (or Metta) got dressed up for that photo.

The 600-pound gorilla in the room.

That's terrible.  These are Pixar productions?

I have never seen the "Cars" movies, and never will.  So I'm wondering, why is his character named "Tow Mater"?  Is it a tow truck that mates with other cars?

Wow, you aren't kidding.  What a pretentious prick!

No, it's a reference to the mall in South Carolina:

Why would a tourist visit Baltimore?  Was that examined in the episode?

Selena Gomez.  For the 'tween appeal.

You should have put a little  ^  ^  in there, to symbolize the last beats of your heart before you succumb to the canceraids.

No, she is returning to Columbia University to pursue an MFA in creative writing.

In a physical altercation, you cannot turn being a 90-pound waif into a benefit. Female police officers routinely get their assets beat when they try to physically restrain larger men; that's why they carry tasers and… you know… guns.

Olivier Megaton?

"Are We There Yet?" or "Boyz N The Hood"?

What is best in life?
Listening to the latest Animal Collective while enjoying a Stumptown at the Ace Hotel.

One of her photos on IMDB.com is from this movie, and she's violently baring her vampire fangs. So, uh, spoiler alert I guess. Thanks imdb.