Am I the only one who finds this movie funny? While it doesn't approach the brilliance of his HBO show, there are some solid laughs in this. Maybe I'm just a lowbrow idiot.

The Devil has never recovered from being banished to hell by Stryper.

No, Stryper was all religious and shit.

My man Armond
Oh man, I cannot wait for Armond White's review of this.

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"Reitman without Bill Murray is like Superman at a Kryptonite convention."

It's getting good reviews! And I, for one, am going to watch the shit out of some rampaging apes!

I posted it below, but here is the ew.com article where Holland gives his "DVD Extras" for the film, and discusses Cusack's beef:

My favorite is his delivery of "Stoic composure. The next sound you hear will be that of your own voice" when delivering the telegram from those cocksuckers in Yankton.

I still quote "Please Don't Rock Me Tonight" way too much.

I'm disappointed that we never got a Wesley Willis/FoW collaboration. Their songwriting styles would actually mesh quite well.

Taking meetings
I have a treatment for a one-hour drama about a female rabbi, under the working title "Labia Menorah".

Was "Clit in the Pit" too edgy for Starz?

How do we know you're the real Michael J. Green? Tell us something only he would know. When did you lose your virginity? Uh…

To be fair, "The Walking Dead" unambiguously answered the question: would there be a zombie apocalypse?

Don't forget
Joe might also do his Sylvester Stallone impression. Always brings down the house, and timeless.

"buy"

Oh yeah…
This reminds me, I want to but a Zodiac watch. Then I will be able to FREAK PEOPLE OUT!

Isn't handwriting analysis also sorta considered BS? That's what I took from the film after the entire direction of the investigation was derailed because some drunk didn't think the "loops" in letters matched, or some such bullshit.

I think Norton has it right, but is forgetting one thing: Liam Neeson saying to Taylor Kitsch: "I'd be honored to have you marry my daughter!"

In the tie-in version that will soon be hitting stores, I'd recommend calling in an air strike from the giant fucking alien spacecraft.