"Judged Red" sounds like a move that Seinfeld and George would go see. Right after "Prognosis: Negative".

You wanna get paid twice? Sorta greedy…

I don't know… "Prepare to fire." "Which weapons, sir?" [steely gaze] "All of them." is pretty funny. But a little too over the top for satire. I mean, no one would actually write that dialogue.

Why couldn't they just make a movie about a battleship that fights aliens? Hell, still call it Battleship! But why does it have to be based on a board game that no one gives two shits about?

A quick check of wikipedia shows I know jack-shit about the Laff-a-Lympics.

Next Gritty Reboot?
Laff-a-Lympics. With Jim Carrey as Snidely Whiplash.

I remember being home on a snow day from school and watching "Scrabble" when they cut in to announce the Challenger disaster. Tough times. I never did find out what "T_ N_ S_ N_ _ I _H" was.

I watched one episode where the question was "This famous White Way is the longest street in New York City" and the celebrity butchered it. I don't remember who it was, but I remember her ONLY claim to fame was being in Broadway musicals.

I am bothered by Minute to Win It because many female contestants are hot chicks in spandex. While I appreciate the gesture, it feels forced. I prefer my female contestants with feathered hair and in plaid shirts, like in the 80's!

I have always looked askance at avclub commenters who swear to the heavens "I only clicked 'Post' once!!!" But as God is my witness, I only clicked "Post" once. I don't know, man… I don't know… I don't know.

I have always looked askance at avclub commenters who swear to the heavens "I only clicked 'Post' once!!!" But as God is my witness, I only clicked "Post" once. I don't know, man… I don't know… I don't know.

Holes
Please tell me he didn't shit on "Holes."

Holes
Please tell me he didn't shit on "Holes."

All I know is Dawes is better than Scott Pilgrim Saves the World. That is SCIENCE!

It's actually the rap pseudonym of Peter Graves.

D'oh!

How's it Sold?

Three in the Attic (1968) - In the swinging sixties three girls discover they have the same boyfriend who has been playing around with them all while vowing fidelity to each. To teach him a lesson he won't forget, the trio contrive to lock him up and continually favour him with their attentions in turn.

What's the Price?

Just wait till you hear the dope rhymes of Outtstanding Warrantz.