Gabe Kaplan is a pretty good player. He lulls his opponents into false senses of security with hilarious but apocryphal tales of his uncle Herman.

It should be a procedural about a team of detectives that investigate various cases involving Kenny Powers.

Jumping Spider
I object to the inclusion of "Ninja Warrior" in that list. Sasuke is some hard-ass athletic shit! Sure, they throw some novelty acts in there, but it ain't like the fatties being hit by boxing gloves on Wipeout.

Can't wait
I was on the subway yesterday, and saw a guy wearing a "Pollos Hermanos" t-shirt. And I got very excited.

Yeah, WTF was going on in the reality category? The other nominees were just as execrable (Sister Wives, Undercover Boss, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition). At least throw "Intervention" in there, to class it up a bit.

Hoarders?
The critics must really love desiccated cat skeletons!

Tiny scraps of cloth are good, but they're no Dawes.

Transcript from Rocco Siffredi's Dinner Party:

Goddamit, if Kelly McGinness could do it, she can!

Batman is the only hero they have that is not totally gay.

But many will be stoned.

Handsome Mug?
I am a straight male, and this is a serious question. Is Rocco considered good-looking? I've certainly heard that, but to me he looks like a balding, doughy, poorly-aging frat boy.

Didn't one of the daughters on the show become a porn star or something? Or a drug addict?

Corleone, Fassbender was raised in Ireland, which last I checked, was in the British Isles.

Anyone who has read this?
Another review says that the book consistently refers to craft services as "Kraft" services. Can that possibly be true? Is it juvenile sarcasm, or does he really think that's the moniker? I'm confused after the "allusion" bit.

"Whatchoo doing?"

Yes, but they all seem to be pasty, mousy British wussbags. See McAvoy, James and Fassbender, Michael.

Dustin Nguyen will find you. And hurt you.

I am looking forward to the recap of the one where Norman starts dating Charles Perez, future talk-show host.

You mean WE: Women's Entertainment cable network? Did she overdose on crappy Chelsea Handler jokes?