That mask probably smells bad inside and outside by now.

Her parents should sprung for a Tatooine abortion.

Number 7 will break your heart!

"Don't you fucking look at me!"
—the ghost of Dennis Hopper

Luke's light saber was at Kohls the whole time!

Various Klan members.

Endor's the problem right there!

"A Quinn Martin production"

THERE!ARE!FOUR!COOKIES!-Cookie Picard

All I'm sayin'
pretty baby
la la love you
don't mean maybe

Murder Mob
Killer Krowd
Guillotine Gathering

"On my way to work today I saw a drift of Tokyos!"

When you move to a new neighborhood, do you have to go around and introduce yourself to everyone?

"This one fez is NOT cool."-The Doctor.

Why is it so hard to get Munchos west of the Rockies?

If the movies have taught me anything it's that a marriage to Michelle Williams is a bad idea

Me too.

I'll be in my-TOO LATE

And there's a picture of a train on it?

Moonpusher